In Trouble Right Now
Of all the time I've wasted on the internet, I don't know why it didn't occur to me until yesterday to google "chronic procrastination." I guess I've been putting it off.
I've reached that point of sheer terror on the nexus of procrastination, too many missed deadlines to keep up with, fear of leaving a job in disgrace, fear of dissappointing my 2 young children who see me as their hero, fear of the unbearable burden my beautiful wife will have to bear if I don't get myself together, all that and I'm sneaking up on 50.
So, hello. I feel like I've found a home. I'm having a tear.
But until I say otherwise, you can bet your cheek of choice I'm in trouble right now.