Are you "Anonymous" ?
My friends, relatives, even many of my co-workers and my boss know I'm a procrastinator. Many of my friends are procrastinators, some worse than me.
In fact, when I was applying for the job I have now, I had to explain to my boss the rather large gap in my resume. I told him the truth, that I procrastinated about getting a job. This is better than the more obvious possible explanation: "couldn't find a job", which implies that no one wants to hire me.